July 2008
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Ready to 'meat' your maker?
A restaurant has discovered three pieces of meat with ‘Allah’ in arabic inscribed on them.
When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind.
All I see are three pieces of decaying meat with a few scores in it. I sense an overreaction - anyone...
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“There was no stickiness of any significance”
– Campaigner fails to glue himself to Gordon Brown
Google Images
What are people looking for on google images that is bringing them to this site? I can’t quite figure it out using analytics - there are literally hundreds of you streaming to the site from google images and i’m intrigued!
Are you one of these visitors? Where have you come from and what are you searching for? Aaah!
Last year I killed a man →
Terminator 4 Trailer →
Looks gooooooood.
Pictured: Chilling indifference of Italians... →
Shocking.
“Sean Connery’s agent calls him up, “Sean Baby, I’ve got a...”
Dinner Party
I’ve just thought of the most awkward dinner party ever.
Elliott Gould
Ben Stiller
Steven Spielberg
Woody Allen
… and Mel Gibson
Too late? Has the joke passed? I’m only a few years late!
According to the radio, the Princess Royal is planning to visit all 200 odd lighthouses in Scotland. Why is that even on the news?!
Never thought I’d catch myself saying this, but those salt & vinegar crisps were actually TOO salt & vinegary! Shock!
Happy Bastille Day!
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“You know you’re a graphic designer when looking at a menu makes you go...”
– YKYAGDW Group
How to Nap →
I love a good nap.
No alcohol for young drivers call | BBC NEWS →
Why not ban alcohol for all drivers?! Surely that makes the most sense?
What’s the point of having golf on the radio? ‘He’s hit the ball, it’s in the air, it’s on the grass’.
What’s the definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
What’s the difference between a crow and a raven?
How many spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb? Only juan.
Does everyone on twitter own a bloody iPhone? It’s everywhere! They better be worth the pain!
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“Just been to the gym and they’ve got a new machine in. I only used it for...”
Watching The Matrix. Blows me away every time.
Lava is fascinating: http://is.gd/OVQ
I wear the most ridiculous clothes. Today i look like a homeless guy who’s raked the bins outside a bbc period drama and office comedy.
“I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century.”
– Alan Partridge
