November 2009
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Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Designer: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Designer: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
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Argos Returns
Woman - There's a problem wi this toilet seat I bought the other day.
Ned Worker - Whits that then?
Woman - Well I took it oot the box, put it oan the lavvy and there wis a crack oan it.
Ned Worker - So whits the problem?
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Hand Knits for Young Moderns →
“I don’t care that you’re a saddo.”
– Nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
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Four Better or Worse
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ‘just some friends from work, you don’t know them’. I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I...
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“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cheese.”
– Seriously. It’s just wrong not to like cheese.
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“He was bragging about his private plane. It was disgusting.”
– Jealous much, my dear? If I had a private plane, I’d be handing out signed pictures of the thing at parties.
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“If we were in a horror movie, you would die first.”
– I said this to a rude guy last week. I thought it was quite funny.
xkcd - Movie Narrative Charts →
The author of xkcd, Randall Munroe, is a genius. A genius with too much time on his hands. Someone get him into a lab, this guy could cure cancer (and write an excellent comic about it the process).
Bounce! →
Something to cheer you up on a Monday morning.