I wasn’t like Oh My God but I was like OMG
I had my IQ knocked down a few points yesterday after I was too lazy to change the channel and found myself watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Some sort of reality show where people compete to be Best Friends Forever (!) with Paris Hilton. Serves me right. I can’t believe these people exist.
The contestants were mental. Who applies to be a best friend to a party hard, melted face weirdo who is technically the US equivilent of Kinga off Big Brother in the UK? Who can actually say they admire Paris Hilton? Mental. MENTAL.
There was a crazy black woman nobody could understand, who kept uttering ‘you know what ah’m sayin’?’ - no, we really dont. A blonde barbie who spent the entire time smiling in confusion and blending into the pink gaudy background and (my personal favourite), a creepy, fresh off the crazy train, orange tan guy who had my favourite quote of the year: “I wasn’t like ‘oh my god’ but I was totally oh em gee…”.
I’m not sure which season it was, but it was awful from start to finish. It seems the second ‘F’ in ‘BFF’ doesn’t stand for ‘forever’ as I thought - it’s Paris Hilton’s latest STI - Hepatitis F.
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
