Bargain Dress

In April I bought a dress from Primark for £5. I hate Primark but went in for a look and couldn’t resist the ‘bargain’. I wear it occasionally because my inner bargain hunter screams ‘it was only a fiver, look what I got for a fiver!’. I don’t even like it. It looks horrendous. I look like that girl from Willy Wonka’s factory who turned into a blueberry. Shape and colour. Useless.