Motorola have put up a new advert for their water resistant mobile near my train station. It’s titled ‘Are you ready to be pool party proof’?
In Scotland. In November.
No, Motorola, no I’m not. As Billy Connolly once said, ‘there are two seasons in Scotland - Winter and July’.
In any case, I’ve thought of an advert that will work for the Scottish corner of the world (and has added international appeal):
The new Motorola: It won’t die when you drop it down the toilet pissed on a night out.
I’d buy that.
